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Texas Recount Reverses Results

Drumpf removes blessing from Abbott — Texas Republicans reeled today when Drumpf ordered them to remove Texas Governor Gregg Abbott from office. “That bastard can’t do one simple job. Why shouldn’t I fire him?” the Once-and-Future Fake President reportedly declared during a phone call with GOP leaders that included Lt. …

Fake News

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Texas Recount Reverses Results
Texas Recount Reverses Results

Published in Wind Eggs

·Pinned

Running Up the Tab

Star wranglers looking for love — FLASH ROGERS, STAR WRANGLER AND PILOT of a Wild West themed intergalactic cruse liner, walked into a star bar. Not just any star bar, the crown jewel of his cruise ship’s star bars, Eta Argus, a club illuminated by free floating dust and floor to ceiling windows to the stars…

Science Fiction

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Running Up the Tab
Running Up the Tab

Published in The Haven

·8 hours ago

GOP Applauds Drumpf’s Nukes

Praise actions to protect real Presidency — After a week of the GOP browbeating the Department of Justice and FBI for executing a legal search warrant at Mar-A-Lago, inside sources at the Department of Justice leaked a list of top secret nuclear related materials discovered, including a still commissioned ICBM. The GOP’s response? …

Fake News

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GOP Applauds Drumpf’s Nukes
GOP Applauds Drumpf’s Nukes

Published in Wind Eggs

·20 hours ago

Bedtime Stories

For better or worse — “THE KILLER APPROACHED LAURA, one hand holding a kerosene lantern above his head, the other the bloodied axe he’d used to kill her husband. She raised her hand to her mouth and screamed. A scream that penetrated the dense forest beyond their farm house. A scream that no one would…

Comics

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Bedtime Stories
Bedtime Stories

Published in Wind Eggs

·1 day ago

Marital Nursery Rhymes

For better or worse — WHEN CHESTER WAS SIX-YEARS-OLD, he caught the mumps and chicken pox within a two-month span. He was so sick his mother cradled his head in her lap and sang the song “Soft Kitty” over and over until he fell asleep and she could carry him to his bed: Soft kitty Sweet…

Marriage

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Marital Nursery Rhymes
Marital Nursery Rhymes

Published in Wind Eggs

·2 days ago

The Latex Anniversary

For better or worse — RITA SCROLLED THROUGH HER TWITTER FEED while her husband Dennis channel-surfed during the break between innings. The clock read ten to midnight, and she might have been asleep were the Tigers not playing the Angels on the West Coast and the game delayed twenty minutes for rain between the eighth…

Fetish

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The Latex Anniversary
The Latex Anniversary

Published in Wind Eggs

·3 days ago

Retirement Plans

For better or worse — TODD DROVE FOR AT LEAST NINETY MINUTES, past the Missouri Pacific rail line, past the harbor where the gulls gathered along the shoreline like locusts, past the 101 expressway and the international airport. His wife Lacey picked at the strap on her mask. “It’s not like I don’t know where…

Marriage

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Retirement Plans
Retirement Plans

Published in Wind Eggs

·6 days ago

Cash Crop

Home from Oz — …continued from yesterday IT WAS MID AFTERNOON, and Dorothy couldn’t find any of the hands in the fields. This surprised her because the hands always said Uncle Henry was a fine person but a tyrant as a boss. She whistled for Toto and set out to the south plot to…

Marijuana

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Cash Crop
Cash Crop

Published in Wind Eggs

·Aug 11

Dancing Shoes

Home from Oz — …continued from yesterday NO ONE BELIEVED DOROTHY’S stories about her adventures in Oz. Not her auntie Em, who until then had told everyone Dorothy was the most sensible girl in the world and would never make things up. Nor her Uncle Henry, which was no surprise since he responded to…

Dancing

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Dancing Shoes
Dancing Shoes

Published in Wind Eggs

·Aug 10

Don’t Say “Gay”

Home from Oz — …continued from yesterday NO ONE WOULD HAVE CALLED Dorothy extroverted before the tornado, but when she woke the following morning, she leaped from the bed, chattering like an excited jay chasing a cat from under its tree. While her uncle and the ranch hands divided up the repairs, deciding which…

Drag Queens

3 min read

Don’t Say “Gay”
Don’t Say “Gay”
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