If you’re looking for love in all the wrong places, why not settle for a one night stand?

Star wranglers looking for love

astronaut dials up virtual girl
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As long as you’re sharing, mix a little joy into the batter

Home Recipes Week

Church surrounded by marijuana plants
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Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless its Trojan.

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lawyer freaks out amid cloud of cocaine
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McConnell says he’ll do “fuck all” to fix problem

Excavator clears away rubble of the US Capitol
Excavation crews clean up US Capitol rubble after country goes bankrupt. (Copper Pipe)


With the proper medication, you can accomplish anything

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Never get caught between a psychotic’s gun and their invisible kangaroo

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Man shooting imaginary kangaroo
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The key to good cooking is the garnish

Home Recipes Week

Recipe book with recipes for pue and cocaine
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Nothing beats an orgy to remind you why you married

Party Time

Attorney waits for wedding topping couple to sign
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When your party takes an unexpected turn, salvage the night by posting the video online

Party Time

Couple has sex while whole world watches
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Just because they’re laughing doesn’t mean they’re laughing with you

Party Time

Clown with egg on face
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Phillip T Stephens

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