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Phillip T Stephens
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Texas Recount Reverses Results

Drumpf removes blessing from Abbott — Texas Republicans reeled today when Drumpf ordered them to remove Texas Governor Gregg Abbott from office. “That bastard can’t do one simple job. Why shouldn’t I fire him?” the Once-and-Future Fake President reportedly declared during a phone call with GOP leaders that included Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, 400-times indicted Attorney…

Fake News

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Texas Recount Reverses Results
Texas Recount Reverses Results
Fake News

5 min read


Published in Wind Eggs

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Running Up the Tab

Star wranglers looking for love — FLASH ROGERS, STAR WRANGLER AND PILOT of a Wild West themed intergalactic cruse liner, walked into a star bar. Not just any star bar, the crown jewel of his cruise ship’s star bars, Eta Argus, a club illuminated by free floating dust and floor to ceiling windows to the stars…

Science Fiction

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Running Up the Tab
Running Up the Tab
Science Fiction

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Published in Wind Eggs

·1 hour ago

Libido

Post-Postmodern Fiction — SO SELMA MASTERSON SETS OUT BREAKFAST on the table in the dining nook on the north side of the house, and it’s cereal with strawberries and soy milk, egg yolks, and wild mushrooms (which, as I understand it, is the breakfast equivalent of oysters and pine nuts) and, sure enough…

Parenting

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Libido
Libido
Parenting

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Published in Wind Eggs

·1 day ago

It’s All French to Me

Post-Postmodern Fiction — I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’D DO if your dog jumped onto the bed in the morning and woke you by barking in French, but it sure spooked the hell out of me. I pulled the pillow over my head and told her to go away, but she insisted, “Lever et…

Fiction

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It’s All French to Me
It’s All French to Me
Fiction

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Published in Wind Eggs

·2 days ago

Breakfast Drama

Post-Postmodern Fiction — MY MORNING WAS ALREADY SHOT to hell. I found my car in the garage with the right fender missing and oil pooling under the engine. (That’s the last time I leave my car keys where the kids can find them). Someone had taken the last five-gallon bag of Costco granola…

Fiction Writing

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Breakfast Drama
Breakfast Drama
Fiction Writing

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Published in Wind Eggs

·5 days ago

A Bluer Shade of Ill

Time travelers — THE BELL RANG signaling another customer. Gladys bobbled the coffee pot, splashing coffee onto the floor behind the counter. A glowing blue man slipped into the first booth wearing a suit two shades darker and a light blue tie. Her hand shook as she returned the pot to the boiler…

Time Travel

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A Bluer Shade of Ill
A Bluer Shade of Ill
Time Travel

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Published in Wind Eggs

·6 days ago

Recursion

Time travelers — VISITORS PACKED THE GRAND OPENING of the 828 Museum the Stone Foundation built next to the runway where the plane had reappeared after vanishing for five years. Most of the surviving passengers attended along with the few reporters still interested in the story, and a roomful of paranormal cranks who…

Time Travel

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Recursion
Recursion
Time Travel

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Published in Wind Eggs

·Mar 15

Responsible Parenting

Time travelers — MARTY MCFLY POWERED DOWN the DeLorean, rotated the wheels into a forward position and lowered the craft into a driveway already crowded with his wife Jennifer’s car, his son Marty Jr.’s rusting Dodge Dart, and Marlene’s mini-bike. He waited for his kids to climb from the car to the pavement…

Time Travel

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Responsible Parenting
Responsible Parenting
Time Travel

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Published in Wind Eggs

·Mar 14

Back to the Future and Back

Time travelers — IN THE YEAR 2067 AM¹, the last remaining nest of humans was located and exterminated in the East Siberian Highlands. The search and kill mission uncovered a community of 32 Homo sapiens hiding in caves, eating raw meat and grains to survive — as had their ancestors prior to the…

Time Travel

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Back to the Future and Back
Back to the Future and Back
Time Travel

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Published in The Haven

·Mar 14

“Top Gun Maverick” Wins Oscar

Alt universe film overthrows “Everything, Everywhere” — “Top Gun Maverick” swept the Oscars last night winning best picture, and several awards for which it wasn’t even nominated including best actor, best actress, best screenplay, best director, best animated short film, best documentary, and best hair styling. The win caught everyone by surprise, especially because Michelle Yeoh was…

Fake News

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“Top Gun Maverick” Wins Oscar
“Top Gun Maverick” Wins Oscar
Fake News

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