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Texas Recount Reverses Results

Drumpf removes blessing from Abbott — Texas Republicans reeled today when Drumpf ordered them to remove Texas Governor Gregg Abbott from office. “That bastard can’t do one simple job. Why shouldn’t I fire him?” the Once-and-Future Fake President reportedly declared during a phone call with GOP leaders that included Lt. …

Fake News

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Texas Recount Reverses Results
Texas Recount Reverses Results
Fake News

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Published in Wind Eggs

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Running Up the Tab

Star wranglers looking for love — FLASH ROGERS, STAR WRANGLER AND PILOT of a Wild West themed intergalactic cruse liner, walked into a star bar. Not just any star bar, the crown jewel of his cruise ship’s star bars, Eta Argus, a club illuminated by free floating dust and floor to ceiling windows to the stars…

Science Fiction

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Running Up the Tab
Running Up the Tab
Science Fiction

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Published in Wind Eggs

·1 day ago

Design Flaw

Mad scientist week — …continued from Monday VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN FELT HIS FACE with his hands, exploring every pore and orifice. He wished his brother Viggo had at least left a mirror so he could see his new visage, but he was lucky to get a chamber pot. The morning sun washed across his room…

Mad Scientist

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Design Flaw
Design Flaw
Mad Scientist

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Published in Wind Eggs

·2 days ago

All in the Timing

Mad scientist week — DR. EVIL STEPPED DELIBERATELY THROUGH HIS LAB, stopping to inspect each station and insure every cog in his evil machine was in proper working order, every henchman alert and ready for action should the moment for action arrive. …

Mad Scientist

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All in the Timing
All in the Timing
Mad Scientist

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Published in Wind Eggs

·3 days ago

Test Scores

Mad scientist week — DR. WILL D. BEEST REPROGRAMMED the variables in his formula and pressed enter. Now he needed only to sit back and watch the monitors while his Mix-O-Matic machine blended the chemicals, refined the mixture, applied the appropriate pressure, and delivered the product drip by drip. He crossed his fingers. This…

Mad Scientist

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Test Scores
Test Scores
Mad Scientist

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Published in Wind Eggs

·4 days ago

Inspiration

Mad scientist week — DR. PROMETHEUS’ WIFE DORIS MISTAKENLY BELIEVED her mad scientist husband should dress from the pages of GQ. …

Mad Scientist

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Inspiration
Inspiration
Mad Scientist

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Published in The Haven

·4 days ago

Florida Bans Bible From Libraries

DeSantis: “Keep this filth from our kid’s eyes” — “We’ve banned a lot of books, but never one as filthy, perverted, and woke as this one,” Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced Monday in support of the Okefenokee School Board’s decision to ban the Bible from school libraries. …

Fake News

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Florida Bans Bible From Libraries
Florida Bans Bible From Libraries
Fake News

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Published in Wind Eggs

·5 days ago

Bait and Switch

Mad scientist week — VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN WOKE IN HIS LAB — distressed, disoriented, and strapped to the bench he slept on when he stayed too late to walk home. He tested his restraints, but nothing moved. …

Mad Scientist

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Bait and Switch
Bait and Switch
Mad Scientist

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Published in Wind Eggs

·Mar 24

Soon to Be Shoeless Joan

Post-Postmodern Hybrid Fiction — Note: Hybrid fiction combines multiple forms of narrative and literature, including poetry, nonfiction and journalism, even graphic elements such as maps, photography and collage to enhance the readers’ appreciation of the story being told. FOLKS IN THE TRAVIS HILLS NEIGHBORHOOD argued over everything, property lines, pesky pets shitting on lawns…

Childrens Stories

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Soon to Be Shoeless Joan
Soon to Be Shoeless Joan
Childrens Stories

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Published in Wind Eggs

·Mar 23

Cervical Dentistry

Post-Postmodern Fiction — WALLY SPERMSLINGER TELLS ME he has trophies from every wife he ever nailed. Even shows me Carol Sanders’ panties to prove it. Although why he’d hold on to her panties is beyond me. Carol Sanders is no trophy. Hell, she’s slept with half the husbands in Springville. …

Sex

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Cervical Dentistry
Cervical Dentistry
Sex

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