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Phillip T Stephens
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Texas Recount Reverses Results

Drumpf removes blessing from Abbott — Texas Republicans reeled today when Drumpf ordered them to remove Texas Governor Gregg Abbott from office. “That bastard can’t do one simple job. Why shouldn’t I fire him?” the Once-and-Future Fake President reportedly declared during a phone call with GOP leaders that included Lt. …

Fake News

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Texas Recount Reverses Results
Texas Recount Reverses Results
Fake News

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Wind Eggs

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Running Up the Tab

Star wranglers looking for love — FLASH ROGERS, STAR WRANGLER AND PILOT of a Wild West themed intergalactic cruse liner, walked into a star bar. Not just any star bar, the crown jewel of his cruise ship’s star bars, Eta Argus, a club illuminated by free floating dust and floor to ceiling windows to the stars…

Science Fiction

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Running Up the Tab
Running Up the Tab
Science Fiction

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Wind Eggs

·2 days ago

Home Security

Parental cautionary tales — BRAD SNATCHED HIS BRIEFCASE from the sofa and bolted for the door. His wristwatch said 10:30, and he’d scheduled an appointment for 11, which wouldn’t have been a problem were his appointment not a 45-minute drive. …

Password Management

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Home Security
Home Security
Password Management

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Wind Eggs

·3 days ago

Altruism

Parental cautionary tales — THE MINUTE KEN’S CHILDREN OFFERED to help with the chores, he suspected something was up. Any parent will tell you that children never offer to help if they aren’t angling for something. …

Bribery

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Altruism
Altruism
Bribery

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Wind Eggs

·4 days ago

Closet Sale

Parental cautionary tales — PEGGY AND GLENDA LOVED the Little Doll Glamor Girls their grandmother gave them for their birthdays. They’d known their mother had asked her not to give them the dolls because they eavesdropped on their conversation after they told grandmother what they wanted at Thanksgiving dinner. …

Consumerism

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Closet Sale
Closet Sale
Consumerism

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Wind Eggs

·5 days ago

Ambition

Parental cautionary tales — LITTLE CANDICE SET UP HER LEMONADE STAND on the sidewalk in front of her parent’s house Sunday morning across the street from the Universalist church which was filled with gullible liberals ripe for fleecing. How did Candice know they were gullible liberals ripe for fleecing? Because her parents were church…

Entrepreneurship

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Ambition
Ambition
Entrepreneurship

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Wind Eggs

·6 days ago

Entitled

Parental cautionary tales — CUTHBERT’S PARENTS SPOILED HIM ROTTEN. They spoiled him so badly their friends stopped inviting them to dinner, or parties, or to socialize with their own children lest his destructive behavior rub off on them. He ran around the room screaming when other parents insisted he share with their children. …

Parenting

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Entitled
Entitled
Parenting

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The Haven

·May 28

Pooh Bear, Friends Killed in Texas

Gunned down while protesting use in new school book — While leading an anti-gun protest at the Texas capitol, Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, and Piglet were shot down by an anti-anti-gun protester Saturday afternoon. The protest, sparked by the distribution of the book Run, Hide, Fight, which used their images to suggest children confront gunmen during a mass shooting, has…

Fake News

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Pooh Bear, Friends Killed in Texas
Pooh Bear, Friends Killed in Texas
Fake News

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Wind Eggs

·May 26

Changing Winds

Graduation week — SHORTLY AFTER BOB’S RELEASE FROM PRISON, he received an invitation to the USND at Hoople Class of 2023’s 40-year reunion. He couldn’t imagine how they found him at a seedy halfway house in Hoople’s warehouse district where he was forced to stay after he discovered his parents sold their new…

Graduation

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Changing Winds
Changing Winds
Graduation

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Wind Eggs

·May 25

The Separation of Church and Capitalism

Graduation week — ONCE BOB AND HIS NEW HIPSTER BUDDY Fender Fitz filed the paperwork for their new religion/multilevel weed-marketing scheme Heavenly High, he set about corralling his Class of 2023 USND classmates into careers as missionaries for the Church of the Holy Herb. His pitch was simple. You form a seven-person prayer…

Graduation

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The Separation of Church and Capitalism
The Separation of Church and Capitalism
Graduation

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