If you’re looking for love in all the wrong places, why not settle for a one night stand?

Star wranglers looking for love

astronaut dials up virtual girl
astronaut dials up virtual girl
Source image by Neutral Art


When your party takes an unexpected turn, salvage the night by posting the video online

Party Time

Couple has sex while whole world watches
Couple has sex while whole world watches
Source image by Look Studio


Just because they’re laughing doesn’t mean they’re laughing with you

Party Time

Clown with egg on face
Clown with egg on face
Source image by Aasier Relampagoe Studio

The best way to know yourself is to listen to others’ gossip

Party Time

Girl is embarrassed as friends gossip about her
Girl is embarrassed as friends gossip about her
Source image by 8photo

Empire moves to crush the JoeBi Knights

Mitch McConnell and Tommy Tuberville as Sith Lords
Mitch McConnell and Tommy Tuberville as Sith Lords
Darth McConnell and Drumpfth Lord Ally Tommy Tuberville at the capitol with Darth Fillibuster and a Proud Boy Drumpfth warrior


No matter how embarrassing the faux pas, they will only forestall inevitable disaster

Party Time

Nerd plays guitar as people set fire to neighborhood
Nerd plays guitar as people set fire to neighborhood
Source image by Wave Break Media


Never tease someone who’s bigger, and more heavily armed

Pulp Fiction Week

Cartoon boy in armor on horse
Cartoon boy in armor on horse
Source image by Sandi Pruel

Never give a banker an even break

Pulp Fiction Week

Source image by subfocus


Just because they got it wrong that doesn’t mean you got it right

Pulp Fiction Week

Man faces oncoming fastball
Man faces oncoming fastball
Source image by Way Home Studio


Somewhere, someday, sooner or later, your role models will disappoint you

Pulp Fiction Week

Source image by Designer Things

Phillip T Stephens

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