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Texas Recount Reverses Results

Drumpf removes blessing from Abbott — Texas Republicans reeled today when Drumpf ordered them to remove Texas Governor Gregg Abbott from office. “That bastard can’t do one simple job. Why shouldn’t I fire him?” the Once-and-Future Fake President reportedly declared during a phone call with GOP leaders that included Lt. …

Fake News

5 min read

Texas Recount Reverses Results
Texas Recount Reverses Results

Published in Wind Eggs

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Running Up the Tab

Star wranglers looking for love — FLASH ROGERS, STAR WRANGLER AND PILOT of a Wild West themed intergalactic cruse liner, walked into a star bar. Not just any star bar, the crown jewel of his cruise ship’s star bars, Eta Argus, a club illuminated by free floating dust and floor to ceiling windows to the stars…

Science Fiction

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Running Up the Tab
Running Up the Tab

Published in Wind Eggs

·9 hours ago

The Secret’s in the Spice

Crime Week — THE GOOD FOLK OF HUCKLEBERRY HILLS, said Sue Meurte’s pot pie was the meal they wanted to take with them into the afterlife. Her crust, golden and flaky, held together on the fork but melted on your tongue like a dab of sweet cream butter. Thick crust too, not the…

Pie

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The Secret’s in the Spice
The Secret’s in the Spice

Published in The Haven

·21 hours ago

Texas Suffers Another School Shooting

Abbott pushes fetal gun rights in aftermath — To everyone’s surprise, save for people who read the news, another shooter killed 19 students and three adults at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas. …

Fake News

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Texas Suffers Another School Shooting
Texas Suffers Another School Shooting

Published in Wind Eggs

·1 day ago

Competitive Edge

Crime Week — YES, OLD MRS. SAPPERSTEIN, the judge so old she had to douse herself with naphthalene to keep the moths from snacking (and who they only let judge because beauty contest organizers hoped she’d leave them a trust in her will) fell from her chair and required an EMT to stabilize…

Beauty Pageants

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Competitive Edge
Competitive Edge

Published in Wind Eggs

·2 days ago

Big Man on Crime Campus

Crime Week — TEN COPS couldn’t bring down Black Bart. That’s why they called him Black Bart — the toughest son of a bitch in Water Hole, Texas and the surrounding county. He ran the books, the girls, the shine. Hell, he ran all the rackets. Unlike other bosses, Bart didn’t need muscle…

Crime

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Big Man on Crime Campus
Big Man on Crime Campus

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·2 days ago

No Host for Pelosi

Church bars baby killer at the door — Nancy Pelosi went to church out of town this morning. She slipped away to Maryland, which may soon be the only place she’s welcome to worship after her home diocese’s Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, to whom associates affectionately refer as Vito Corleone, barred her from communion this weekend. …

Fake News

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No Host for Pelosi
No Host for Pelosi

Published in The Haven

·4 days ago

Drumpf Sends Oz Election Playbook

Will join celebrity in snake oil venture after election — WITH THE VOTE in Pennsylvania’s Senate primary triggering an automatic recount, former/current/real/faux President Donald J/ Drumpf has offered candidate Mehmet Oz access to his “stop the steal” playbook. …

Fake News

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Drumpf Sends Oz Election Playbook
Drumpf Sends Oz Election Playbook

Published in Wind Eggs

·5 days ago

Skills Set

Class Reunion Week — JIMBO JAKKOV, CLASS OF 92 QUARTERBACK, refused to finish second. In anything. Thirty years later, he still insisted the Spotted Salamanders would have won the state championship if Coach Churl had let him play every position. …

Reunion

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Skills Set
Skills Set

Published in Wind Eggs

·6 days ago

Local Bakery

Class Reunion Week — CAROLINE BUSIED HERSELF with the dessert table when she spotted Bud Blaze dropping off six pans of brownies at the opposite end. She’d hoped to avoid her exes and her exes’ exes, mainly because her exes’ exes had been her best friends on the pep squad until they found out…

Reunion

3 min read

Local Bakery
Local Bakery
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