After Kim backed out of the exchange, the President posted an animated GIF where he flaps his arm in the rose garden and dances gangnam style, squawking and calling Kim a chicken. Reportedly, it took Kim’s entire staff to pull his finger back from the launch button.

North Korea is exploring the possibility of a targeted strike on one person only (not identified) to “spare the dotard’s country from his decision to take them all to Jonestown and lead them past Heaven’s Gate.”

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