Alas, it seems the Constitution lets the President marry who he wants as many times as he wants. His Slovenian wife delivered the nerd young man who trolls the web too much who were praying more nude pictures of her would turn up once she was elected (which, it seems, they did). Hillary, on the other hand, is a grandma. Ooh, ugh. They don’t even want to think about it.

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