Alas, once you contact those organizations, they will attempt to contact the White House, who will recognize their phone number and/or internet address, and immediately play back the message: “The White House. Making America Great Again. Have you actually helped your country this week by retweting and reposting the Great words of the Best Leader ever, or are you whining because some writing spouting off fake news reaped what they sewed? We have your number now. We have forwarded it to the Department of Homeland Security. And ICE. Think about it before you call again.”

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