And now we know the Truth. There are two of him, the mindless moron who spouts off anything that comes to mind if it makes him think it will improve how he is perceived at this moment, and the mindless doppleganger who looks on and wonders who that other personality is that controls his body. The doppleganger is easily distractied by more fatty foods, a constant Twitter stream and nonstop viewing of FOX News and Breitbart.

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