As much as I would like to accept this as prima facie evidence of Trump’s colluding with Satan to win the election, the truth is Trump is actually flashing the Delta of Venus hand gesture (used often within his old boy business network), which indicates to his subordinates that he intends to reach under the dress of one of the women in the room and grab. They, in turn, are required to make sure no cameras are directed at the President when he makes his patented move.

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