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Earth v Pluto

Phillip T Stephens
Wind Eggs
Published in
2 min readMar 28, 2022

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Student sleeps through science lecture
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HIGH COUNSELOR J-JRBNX, leader of the planet earth’s overlords in exile on the planet Pluto, held out his middle hand when his excited assistant B-Boombx rushed into the room. “I am taking my morning coffee.” He pointed to the IV drip attached to his left arm. “Is this really…

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