Check the hashtags. Particularly, “Fake News” and “Satire.” Or the fact that the Haven is a humor publication. But, other than that, you’re absolutely right. I pulled the whole story out of my ass. It’s a trick I learned from Drumpf, Abbott, McConnell (think of them as variables you can replace with 70 percent of the GOP) who have pulled so much shit from their asses there’s nothing left to grab hold of.