Dear [name here:] Shauna,
I (instructed my staff to) personally read your concerns* and wish to assure you that
[Staff reply here:] guns will make mutlitasking easier for teachers to enforce that necessary and Biblically mandated dress codes.
(The Office of) Betsy DeVos
Commander-in-Chief of Educattion
*(as part of a routine sweep of articles unfairly criticle of my adminsitration and that of the wonderful, godlike man who runs our nation)