Dear [name here:] Shauna,

I (instructed my staff to) personally read your concerns* and wish to assure you that

[Staff reply here:] guns will make mutlitasking easier for teachers to enforce that necessary and Biblically mandated dress codes.

Sincerely,

(The Office of) Betsy DeVos

Commander-in-Chief of Educattion

*(as part of a routine sweep of articles unfairly criticle of my adminsitration and that of the wonderful, godlike man who runs our nation)

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