Don’t forget Austin, Tx where you walk north on any street and find a gay bookstore and south only to find a cache of rifles and grenades behind a bbq joint. In Austin men love Esperanza Spaulding but real men love Ted Nugent. Real men kidnap men for their women to torture with scripture.

Then you drive north to Waco and Dallas where everybody’s Baptist and every church has exactly two black families to prove God’s love for the impoverished gene pools. If you live in Dallas and your man doesn’t have a Cowboys jersey and gun racks in every room, he won’t be staying in Dallas for long.

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