Don’t forget to give citizens the choice between a full pint of warm piss beer or no beer at all. I speak metaphorically, of course. When they’re forced to drink a pint of Presidential piss, they’ll piss their own pants and say, “We Love You, Big Brother Don.”

Don’t forget to convince them that reading is stupid so they won’t understand what’s really happening or even that you mock them with every word you speak.

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