Drumpf Gas Attacks Stall Trial

Farts labelled SBWMD, the most noxious category

Drumpf caught on camera gassing trial bystanders. (Wikimedia)

FORMER/CURRENT PRESIDENT DONALD J. DRUMPF has spent more time on social media denying accounts of his courtroom farts than maligning judge Juan Marchan, witnesses, prosecutor Alvin Bragg, and his arch-enemy Joe Biden. Although many first believed the reports were intended as a joke, Drumpf’s constant denials have convinced observers…