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Drumpf Sets Impeachment Priorities
”Toilet flushing, water drips and white light bulbs”
Facing certain impeachment, rising unemployment in swing states, and the shooting of US Naval forces at the Pensacola Naval Base, Drumpf outlined his priorities for the upcoming year. He plans to improve the regulations on flush toilets, sinks and light bulbs.
Drumpf complained that light bulbs make everyone look orange during a roundtable with business leaders and White House staff members (none of whom looked orange except him). He then blamed EPA water regulations for restricting water flow so severely that it takes some people 15 to 20 times to flush the waste in their toilets and that their faucets do no better than drip.
Representatives of the EPA say they were unaware that people needed twenty flushes to dispose of solid waste, but if the President said it, it must be true. “We’ve learned to take the President at his word. He knows more about science than us. In fact, the EPA no longer hires anyone whose taken science classes after the eighth grade and most of us are home schooled anyway.”
”The EPA has learned to take the President at his word. He knows more about science than us. In fact, the EPA no longer hires anyone whose taken…
