Emil, please remember, this was a humor piece.
That being said, racists respond to the article with outrage. “You’re wrong, you’re full of shit, how dare you suggest I’m a racist?”
Hypocrites will respond with, “Glad I’m not one of them.”
If you try not to be racist, you’ll figure it out. Just remember that you don’t want to be stereotyped either, and try not to do the things you’d rather others didn’t do to you.