Having been raised in Texas, and dragged from my house by my redneck “friends” in the middle of the night to tip cows, an activity in which I participated because it was “tip cows or get the shit beat out of you, pussy boy,” I can attest that Bobby Joe Brooks’ tome is spot-on accurate about everything but the part about how much fun cow tipping is.

Especially when the farmer is tired of having his cows tipped and waits for you in his pasture with his magazine loaded 12 gauge shotgun.