History as we learned it yesterday
Summarizing a Presidential press conference about Charlottesville
Nice People want to protect history by keeping statues of confederate heroes, who were also Nice People. We know they’re nice because they brought torches to light the way for others, and wore white hoods to protest the black-hooded thugs of the Left.
They defended their country against Bad People from the North, where there were also Very Fine People (there were Very Fine People on both sides) but these were thugs who invaded the heroes’ country to stop them from giving jobs to Negroes and feeding them and giving them houses too.
George Washington was a Very Fine Person, and—like Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee and other Very Fine Historical Leaders—he defended the South from the Northern thugs. Thomas Jefferson was a Very Fine Person and he defended the South from the Northern thugs. Both were Job Creators for immigrants from Africa.[1] Fine immigrants who would have jobs today if the Northern thugs didn’t invade the South.[2]
Those union thugs with guns stopped the charity of the southern states who those statues honor. Statues of nice people. Patriots, not thugs like the bad people from the North who burned things and killed those nice confederate soldiers who were just defending their country. And the Negroes. Don’t forget how helpful they were to the Negroes.
All we need is to give people jobs like the jobs like the Nice South gave their Negroes and racism will disappear.
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[1]These were Very Fine immigrants because legal employers paid their way from Africa and trained them and gave them job skills, and taught them English, unlike the Rapists, Murderers and other Bad People from Moslem Countries and Mexico. We should all stand strong against very bad immigrants.
[2] The South who, by the way, won the Spirit of the War even if the Northern thugs made them surrender because of political correctness. Southern Values won because they continue to make our Nation great.
Wry noir writer Phillip T. Stephens is the author of Cigerets, Guns & Beer, Raising Hell and the Indie Book Award winning Seeing Jesus. Follow him @stephens_pt.
