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Women show their support at a Drumpf rally.
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Drumpf and his female Cabinet members (as he sees them).
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One More Lawsuit in the Making

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Drumpf’s penis roams freely on his desk after scaling the leg of an assistant. (Gage Skidmore)
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Then There’s the Criminal Investigation

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The Gun Bonanza

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Foreign Policy

Maintaining Free, or, at Least, Discount Elections

The Military

The Environment, or What’s Left of It

(Air So Clean You Can Cut It With a Knife)

A Complacent (and Complicit) Congress

Defending a Free Fake Press

Getting That Old Time Religion

Genius Is As Ingnorance Does

Personal Stories: Behind the Scenes

Who Needs a Holiday?

All other celebrations pale next to the Celebration of Him

And Then There’s All Those Tweets

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Drumpf Designs New GM Model

Drumpf reveals 2020 campaign motto

Jared Creeps the Khashoggi Investigation

New Rules of Decorum

Drumpf Underestimates Acosta

Drumpf Sits Out Parade

Furious George

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Drumpf Respects Troops With Absence

T-Rump Destroys DC

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Drumpf Busted for Multiple Votes

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Drumpf Promises “Best Breaks Ever”

Drumpf Ends Birth Right Citizenship

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Melania smiles as ICE removes her husband and in-laws following Drumpf’s terminating birth right citizenship

Trump Organization Buys Oxy Clinics

Drumpf Class Project Uncovered

Drumpf Calls for Civility

Drumpf reclassifies declassified papers

Choke Holds Are Great Truth Tools

Saudi Scandal Rocks White House

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Acosta‘s’ mysterious invitation to the US Embassy sounded suspiciously like the Saudi invitation to Khashoggi.

I Told You She Was Pocohontas

Melania Bullied by World

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Facts Do Develop Over Time

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CERN physicist HD Upassé explains the Truth Atom at today’s symposium for “The New World Disorder.”

Drumpf Invites Kanye to Tour

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A Great Hurricane Wall

Drumpf Celebrates Columbus

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Drumpf Finds Original Constitution

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Upstairs, Upstairs and Penthouse

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Drumpf Secures Election With Treaty

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White House Illustration showing how USmcA will work. $ to US, FU to mc.

Drumpf Launches New Press Strategy

The White House's new hurricane map, with the official names for impending stoms.
The White House’s new hurricane map, with the official names for impending stoms.

Divine Slap Down Interrupts UN

Cosby Gets Jail Time

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Drumpf Opens Wall Franchise

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Drumpf Visits Ground Zero

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Drumpf Disputes Maria Stats

Drumpf Calls End to Catastrophe

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Evacuate? We’re No Fools.

Drumpf Discovers Kant

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Feds Replace Paychecks With Peanuts

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Welcome to the Monkey House

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Google’s Out to Get Me

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POTUS Plot Twist Revealed

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Drumpf hates questions, fakes call

McCain Clone Thwarts Drumpf’s plans

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Barron’s Tweets Spark “Be Best” Campaign

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Huck Huckabee must endure the indignity of a black eye from Barron Trump, and Barron’s Tweet blaming him.

Where’s Michael?

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UN Revokes Drumpf’s Security Clearance

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Franklin Tribute Brings Drumpf to Tears

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The ghost of Aretha desperately begs someone to some Drumpf’s tribute to her before he uses her to insult every black person in America.

Bad Tweets. Bad, Angry Tweets

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No Admittance for Drumpf

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US Steel = Jobs, Jobs, Jobs

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The new US Steel plant in Pennsylvania. It’s virtual status keeps it from fully revealing itself.

Sanders’ Personal Holocaust

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Bad Queen. Rude and Late

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Drumpf displays the fake photo that proves the viral photo of the Queen left waiting is fake

New Tax Cut Announced

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Drumpf Praises His Writing Prowess

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This sample of Drumpf’s writing was found on a bathroom wall.

Monuments Are Good For Coal

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Tourists will pay $100 a day at the new Yellowstone to cap the geysers that interfere with commercial mining.

Drumpf Cheers VFW

”He’s Definitely Grover Dill”

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Vladimir Putin creeps the President with a “dildoll” during the summit press conference.

Pruitt Replaces Coats in Last Minute Deal

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45 Comes Clean on Putin Deal

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45 Caves to Putin’s Wishes

45 Fluffs for Queen

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Haven Announces New POTUS Policy

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German Chancellor Vörzgert Drumpfkop, 45’s great great uncle, railed against Austrian immigrants, schwartzers and uppity women.

Dueling Standards Create Surreality TV

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New White House Seal Unveiled

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Child Separations to Double

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POTUS Proves Birther Claims

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Kim’s Keeping Every Promise

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POTUS Buys SCOTUS Seat

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Confirmed 7/10/18

Sanders Museum Opens to Visitors

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POTUS Appoints Clone Justice

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POTUS meets with newest Justice Mini T shortly after his unanimous confirmation.

POTUS Trashes Campaign Donor

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Wardrobe Change at White House

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Kim Joins Leadership Support Group

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POTUS Hands Off Mess to Nation

Baby Jesus Jailed

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No “Cult of Trump”

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”Suffer the law to kidnap your children.”

Summit Ends With Killer Fireworks

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Canada’s House of Parliament destroyed after snafu between US and North Korea at the summit.

Kim Lures President With Shiny Toys

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G6 Members Convene in Canada

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Melaniabot to the Rescue

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Disney World lab technician working on the Melania bot before her mysterious disappearance. (Ex Machina)

Sanders Challenged by New Role

POTUS Endorses Pedophile Candidate

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Pence Out, Pruitt In

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Dirty Harry Jailed for “Corrupt Justice”

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President dumps First Lady for Rosanne

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POTUS and Rosanne relax in the new Oval Office pull-out bed.

Children Aren’t Lost. They’re Fugitives

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President Shares Own Heroic Service

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God imposes POTUS Sabbath

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White House Knew Summit Was “Iffy”

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POTUS withdraws from 1947 Peace Accord

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Federal Support for Cops On Its Way

POTUS launches 200 Nukes on N. Korea

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Tweet Storm Browbeats Royal Couple

First Lady Gets Vacation From Hubby

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GOP Leaders Roll Over

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POTUS Supporters Love This Swamp

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President Launches Comedy Tour

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Meanwhile, on the Trail of Tears…

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Trumpxhaustion” added to dictionary

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These three women later collapsed from Trumpxhaustion (Gage Skidmore)

POTUS Pisses on Iran Agreement

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Space Force Cadets Need Huge Space Balls

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POTUS Tirades Suck Oxygen From Earth

White Guys Furious at POTUS

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Pardon Storm Follows Tweet Storm

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A clip from a little known episode of Fat Albert and Friends in which businessman Donald Trump explains the facts of life to Cosby.

Trump Backs His Man Jackson

US Proposes Trade for Macron

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Trump Backs His Man Jackson

President Promises to Scuttle Treaties

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French President Emmanuel Macron explains to an awestruck President that a cloud is “God smiling on them.”

POTUS’ Secret Society Ties Revealed

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The President reenacting top secret rites in public. Tagging the building with his logo didn’t improve his secret society standing.

President Morphs Into Couch Potato

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Nikky Haley Blamed for POTUS’ Screwup

President Charts Five New Courses

Smoking Gun (and Shells) Uncovered

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POTUS Aims Big Guns at Comey

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Jesus Says: “Stop Teasing Donald”

Presidential Pillow Talk Caught on Tape

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POTUS Tweets “Missiles Coming”

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POTUS prepares reporters for the top secret missile strike on Shayrat Airbase at 2300 Thursday. Putin admits, “He’s his own man”.

Calendar Notes Illuminate POTUS’ Mind

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POTUS punishes Putin for Syria

“We Were Warned,” Teachers, Cops Confess

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A look inside POTUS’ file from the New York Military Academy. The White House tried to deny access for “national security” reasons.

US Invades Mexico

POTUS sells stalled economy

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Larry Kudlow, aka Pruneface, rocks out for audience during the Pot O’ Gold tour. Audience members received a gold colored plated dung chip.

White House Delivers Dozens of Headlines

Scott Pruitt Earns Promotion

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Scott Pruitt promotes the EPA rollbacks that will “make American businesses competitive for the first time since Eisenhower.”

President Amends Calendar

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FOX News analysts cover the President’s decision to separate April Fools’ Day from Easter.

Pence Pet rabbit Savagely Attacks Child

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Pence pet rabbit Marlon Bundo gnawing on the remains of a child he attacked at the White House egg roll

Trump Tackles Amazon

White House Declares Morals Don’t Matter

POTUS Locks Down Future Budgets

Taking over for Sara Huckabee Sanders, the President explains why he signed the new spending bill without signing it. (VOA News)

45 Congratulates Putin for Crooked Win

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White House: Russians Are Our Friends

No Irish Luck for White House Staff?

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House Committee Wins Dissembler Award

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President Once Again Claims Heroism

How Do You Spell “Purge”

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President Promotes New Currency

POTUS Says He’ll Pull ICE from California

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President Sues Plush Bear

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POTUS denies White House in Chaos

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Lost Dr. Suess Work Uncovered

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The finished cover showing the Trump dumping on heroine Hillary Pillory.

Trump Furious That Kim Might Cooperate

White House Issues New Threat Assessment Chart

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President Unravels Newest Conspiracy

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The Donald and the Snake

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President Blames Poor Olympic Showing on Muller

13 Russians Sing in Unison

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Blames FBI for Florida Shootings

White House Wives Counterpunch Press

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President: “Fight Guns With Guns”

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White House Issues “Good Guys Too” List

White House Launches Grate Again Pilot

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Coal miners display the cheese plates they learned to grate in the new “Grate Again” work training program.

President proposes infrastructure bill

Alien Message Prompts NASA Closure

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POTUS Furious He Can’t See Olympics Live

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POTUS: Tax Plan Won Super Bowl

Bullying Embraced as Normal Behavior

POTUS Declares Year of Confederate Celebration

New Gospel Unearthed in Monastery

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President Replaces FBI Deputy

SOTU Promises Radical New Directions

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President Furious to Learn of DACA Pets

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President Dangles DACA Once Again

President feels “pretty” for new year

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Government Closes: President Touts Hat

White House Releases Top 10 2017 Stories

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Video capture image of Michael Wolf’s take down as he tries to escape with top secret information collected from interviews. One of the White House’s top three fake news censored stories for 2017. (Alaskan Coast Guard)

President Takes Break After Shut Down

President’s Doctor: “He Has No Heart”

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Photo of the lump of coal removed from the President’s chest cavity during his physical exam. (Eduardo Cervantes)

International Mathematical Union Kills 45

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The IMU removed 45 from the number line in response to President’s anti-science policies. (Michael Vadon)

President furious with Korean’s Obama Tweet

President Creates Dual MLK Holidays

White House Redraws World Map

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The President’s new world map containing three countries (and US). (Pixabay)

President Swept to “Lavish Resort”

Nominations Open for Presidential Nicknames

President forges DACA compromise

Secret of President’s Success Revealed

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The President’s remarkable successes stem from his ability to visualize facts the rest of us can’t see. (Stilfehler)

Trump Talks Trade With Prince Harry

President’s Birth Certificate Fraudulent

President Publishes Tell All News Book

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After the President claimed Wolff never had permission to visit, the author produced these documents.AThe display banner shipped to bookstores and posted on the Internet promoting the President’s new tell all book about author Michael Wolff. (Gage Skidmore)

South and North Korea Team Up

President Launches Button Measuring War

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Sketch the President commissioned from his Communications Office (possibly replaying the movie in his head). (All image elements courtesy of Pixabay)

President Fumes in Football’s Shadow

President Schedules Climate Rally on New Year’s Eve

President won’t share stage with Robama

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Animatronic President creeps Robama. Audiences members thought it resembled his debate against Clinton.

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The original promo poster featuring the movie’s cast of unknowns.
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Julius Caesar‘s’ last words: “At least I wasn’t treated as bad as they’ll treat Donald Trump.”
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The President speaks at Civil Rights Museum opening wearing a robe “gifted him by good Southern people.” (Gage Skidmore)
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This image of guns surrounding the capitol is just one of the red (or white) flags that brought the new GOP ad under fire. (Horst Frank)
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