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Accounts of Presidential Enterprise, however dubious
Lost the labyrinth of allegations and investigations into the Fake Press and its vicious attack on the President? Sort through the mess with this journal of reports. I’m working to include every article posted while reporting on the White House for Medium publications.
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Women’s Wrongs:
Women have proved how little they can be trusted with the government, men’s safety, or keeping their mouths shut. Headlines include:
- Guys v. “Little Gals”
Drumpf can’t name a single “great woman.” (10/17/18)
- Drumpf Sponsors Title IX Bill
“Time to end senseless discrimination against men.” (10/3/18) - GOP Pulls Rug on Ford Again
Drumpf claims, “Women want us to stop her.” (9/23/18) - GOP Embraces Ford’s Testimony
It’s BS, but she deserves to be heard on our terms. (9/19/18) - Kavanaugh Latest #MeTooed Initiate
Membership has exploded since Drumpf took office (9/19/18) - Secret Kavanaugh Tape Released
His rulings on future cases already written. (9/6/18) - Grassley Steamrolls Judicial Hearings
Admonishes Democrats: Show objectivity. Cave on Kavanaugh. (9/5/18)
- Drumpf Thanks Moms for Their Labor
White House and Congress scramble to cover his mistake. (9/4/18) - Collins Promises “Roe Will Stand”
Speaks to Reporters from her Egyptian Denial Cruise. (7/10/18) - Best Women’s Job Market in History
“Fair tradeoff for grabby hands,” President suggests. (3/3/18) - #MeTooed Movement Reframes Narrative
Victimized abusive males lash out against accusers. (2/9/2018) - Trump and Moore Launch Dating Service:
Dumber & Younger appeals to Christian Men
One More Lawsuit in the Making
The more the accusations of sexual impropriety, the more Drumpf claims men are victims. And GOP women think, “I’d never want my son to suffer like the President.” #MeTooed
- It’s Alive. And a fungus
Drumpf’s portobello penis jumps anywhere it pleases. 10/17/18
- Fake Tape Embarrasses Drumpf
He meant something else when he didn’t say it. (7/25/18) - President Busted With Barbies
Tweets, “A man’s gotta blow off steam!” 5/10/18
- First Lady Orders Chastity Belt Online
Husband’s comfort not a concern. (5/4/18)
- Porn Stars and Playmates Expose POTUS
Evangelicals say, “It’s a little thing.” 3/26/18 - President claims a Kiss Is Just a Kiss
“Anyone who watches movies knows what women expect of men.” 3/23/18
Then There’s the Criminal Investigation
Opponents call it RussiaGate. Drumpf calls it a witch hunt. Vladimir Putin says, “Small thing really. And I’m not referring to his penis like the women do.”
- White House Set Up Rosenstein
Source: Drumpf orchestrated Justice Department leaks (9/25/18)
- Go Ahead, Indict Drumpf.
He’s become America’s favorite senile curmudgeon.(9/9/18) - Woodward Documents White House Chaos
Drumpf tweets nuclear launch codes to prove he’s in command. (9/8/18) - Drumpf: “Flipping Has to Stop”
“How can you legally break law with rats in your nest?” (8/25/18) - Drumpf to Take Helm of Mueller Probe
“Nobody knows more about the dirt on me than me.” (8/20/18) - Manhattan Madam Pleads the First
Mueller refuses her First Amendment rights at trial (8/14/18) - Drumpf Dispensed From Guilt
“It’s a special thing Popes can do.” (8/4/18) - Dueling Shysters: Giuliani v Crane
Blockbuster trade lands Hall of Fame closer for bullpen. (7/12/18)
- POTUS Supporters Grateful for Collusion
“If not for Russians we could be stuck with HillaryGate.” (6/19/18). - Witch Hunt Proves Real
President and coven members discovered in Rose Garden. (6/4/18) - POTUS appoints Russian Special Counsel
“No one can get bad actors to blab like Vlad’s boys.” (5/24/18) - Spoiler Alert! He Knew But You Don’t
Like that movie? Davey wakes from a nightmare. Oops. It’s real. (5/4/18)
- “These Are The Questions You May Ask”
White House prepares acceptable list for Mueller. (4/30/18) - New Job Listings at Justice
Recent want-ad suggests DOJ departures imminent. (4/22/18) - POTUS Demands Special Counsel to Investigate Special Counsel
“Mueller and his todey (sic) Sessions declared war on me.” (4/10/18) - Ryan: Muller’s Job as Safe as Tillerson’s
GOP positive even as POTUS adds “Bad FBI” to death penalty. (3/21/18) - Nunes Tape Released with Schumer Memo
Sound file offers insights into efforts to suppress Dem response. (3/24/18) - President Blames Obama for Russia Probe
Claims he was colluding covertly at former President’s request. (3/19/18)
- Nunes Memo to Be Released Today
We provide an early look, exclusive to our readers. 2/1/18
The Gun Bonanza
The NRA’s had a field day since Drumpf took office. More shootings mean more people to arm, including teachers, ministers, health care workers, and even kids.
- Drumpf Honors Lost Patriots
They gave their lives for the 2nd Amendment (11/9/18) - Drumpf Calls for Armed Churches
“Would you rather pray for your life or shoot for it?”(10/28/18) - Don Jr. Opens “Guns-R-Kids” Online Shop
“Get ’em in the game early and they’ll never get out.” (7/20/18) - POTUS: Shooters Are the Good Guys
Everyone joins scramble to avoid blaming guns (5/18/18)
- Don Jr. Adds Safety Measures to Gun Rally
They don’t need to buy guns when we give them away. (3/25/18) - President Stops Shooting Unarmed
Returns to scene of crime to prove doubters wrong. (2/27/18) - POTUS: “Never Glorify Violence”
Shoots six CPAC members while he shows off gun. (2/25/17)
Foreign Policy
Friendship Tree Suffers Grizzly Demise
Symbol of French/American relations bullied to death
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Maintaining Free, or, at Least, Discount Elections
The Military
The Environment, or What’s Left of It
(Air So Clean You Can Cut It With a Knife)
A Complacent (and Complicit) Congress
Defending a Free Fake Press
Getting That Old Time Religion
Genius Is As Ingnorance Does
Personal Stories: Behind the Scenes
Who Needs a Holiday?
All other celebrations pale next to the Celebration of Him
And Then There’s All Those Tweets
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Drumpf Designs New GM Model
“GM’s shit cars don’t sell, but mine will” (12/16/18)
Drumpf reveals 2020 campaign motto
Base approves one hundred and twenty percent (12/10/18)
Jared Creeps the Khashoggi Investigation
Did it to take the pressure off Drumpf (11/19/18)
New Rules of Decorum
White House draws line in sand for reporters (11/17/18)
Drumpf Underestimates Acosta
Unfettered Acosta wreaks havoc on Drumpf communications. (11/16/18)
Drumpf Sits Out Parade
On his ass in the luxury of his limo (11/14/18)
Furious George
The cautionary tale that inspired the classic. (11/12/18)
Drumpf Respects Troops With Absence
Shows his respect from comfort of hotel (11/10/18)
T-Rump Destroys DC
Drumpf’s metamorphosis baffles scientists (11/8/18)
Drumpf Busted for Multiple Votes
Claims he voted 65 times to combat fraud (Election Day, 2018)
Drumpf Promises “Best Breaks Ever”
“So many breaks we’ll be giving tax money to you.” (11/4/18)
Drumpf Ends Birth Right Citizenship
Now the only citizens are immigrants who passed a test (11/3/18)
Trump Organization Buys Oxy Clinics
White House denies connection to recent voter data (11/3/18)
Drumpf Class Project Uncovered
Scholars say it shows how business skills improved (10/30/18)
Drumpf Calls for Civility
Condemns media and Democrats for bombings (10/24/18)
Drumpf reclassifies declassified papers
Documents dig a deeper hole than he expected (10/21/18)
Choke Holds Are Great Truth Tools
Drumpf proves the hold harmless, hospitalizes Haberman (10/21/18)
Saudi Scandal Rocks White House
“We intend to clear this up so we can try it” (10/18/18)
I Told You She Was Pocohontas
Drumpf’s no welcher. He’s Native American Too. (10/15/18)
Melania Bullied by World
“No other woman deserves the pity I deserve.” (10/14/18)
Facts Do Develop Over Time
World-renowned physicist supports Drumpf claims.(10/13/18)
Drumpf Invites Kanye to Tour
Trap Door Tour sells out to white crowds. (10/23/18)
A Great Hurricane Wall
“We’ll deport Michael and Mexico will pay.” (10/9/18)
Drumpf Celebrates Columbus
“We need to move all these people out.” (10/8/18)
Drumpf Finds Original Constitution
All male, octogenarian band of Senators shouts at women. (10/7/18)
Upstairs, Upstairs and Penthouse
“Self-Made” Drumpf self-made with taxpayer dollars. (10/2/18)
Drumpf Secures Election With Treaty
“Forget Kavanaugh. We win, other countries lose.” (10/2/18)
Drumpf Launches New Press Strategy
US on permanent hurricane alert; he gets 10s. (9/29/18)
Divine Slap Down Interrupts UN
God tells Drumpf, “stop being an ass.” (9/26/18)
Cosby Gets Jail Time
Drumpf says sentence clears path for Kavanaugh. (9/26/18)
Drumpf Opens Wall Franchise
Worldwide distribution of most successful idea ever. (9/21)
Drumpf Visits Ground Zero
Shows his commitment to save nation from hurricane sequel (9/17)
Drumpf Disputes Maria Stats
Blames the Democrats who control the statistics. (9/13)
Drumpf Calls End to Catastrophe
”We’re so on top of Maria, that baby’s gone” (9/12)
Evacuate? We’re No Fools.
North Carolinians stand their ground against Florence. (9/11)
Drumpf Discovers Kant
Misinterprets the message and crashes nation on rocky shores (9/3)
Feds Replace Paychecks With Peanuts
White House needs money to pay for parade. (9/1)
Welcome to the Monkey House
Drumpf doubles down on DeSantis’ racial slurs (8/31)
Google’s Out to Get Me
Fake search engine serves up fake news to fake out voters. (8/30)
POTUS Plot Twist Revealed
Drumpf was elected on the Bizarro World (8/28)
Drumpf hates questions, fakes call
Pre-planned call with Nieto to avoid McCain questions (8/28)
McCain Clone Thwarts Drumpf’s plans
Legal Status won’t be resolved until 2027 (8/27)
Barron’s Tweets Spark “Be Best” Campaign
Drumpf proud his son “won’t be a pussy.” (8/25)
Where’s Michael?
Game to locate missing Drumpf attorney goes viral (8/23)
UN Revokes Drumpf’s Security Clearance
37 Nations follow suit after Tweeted revelations (8/18)
Franklin Tribute Brings Drumpf to Tears
But only the parts about him (8/16)
Bad Tweets. Bad, Angry Tweets
White House: “This is not an iPhone game.”(8/13)
No Admittance for Drumpf
Pantheon of Deities slams door in applicant’s face. (8/11)
US Steel = Jobs, Jobs, Jobs
Virtual plants will put America back on track. (8/10)
Sanders’ Personal Holocaust
Harassment “makes concentration camps look like summer fun” (8/9)
Bad Queen. Rude and Late
But, Drumpf claims, “it’s okay because I’m a gracious guy.” (8/5)
New Tax Cut Announced
And you won’t get a dime. (8/1)
Drumpf Praises His Writing Prowess
”Wright like a butterfly, STING with a Tweet.” (7/30)
Monuments Are Good For Coal
And gas, oil, logging, paving, shopping malls, but not people. (7/29)
Drumpf Cheers VFW
”We going to war and you’ll get a second chance.” (7/29)
”He’s Definitely Grover Dill”
Exclusive Helsinki interview with two world leaders (7/26)
Pruitt Replaces Coats in Last Minute Deal
”No one wants smart types making decisions in my White House.” 7/22/18
45 Comes Clean on Putin Deal
Axis of Justice will police future elections and nuclear weapons. 7/19/18
(with video)
45 Caves to Putin’s Wishes
“He’s the father I never had” 7/17/18
45 Fluffs for Queen
The gaff was expected. Blaming her for it “typical” 7/14/18
Haven Announces New POTUS Policy
President’s name to be given respect it deserves. 7/14/18
Dueling Standards Create Surreality TV
Strzok testimony sparks brawl in committee chambers. 7/13/18
New White House Seal Unveiled
Symbolizes war and more war. 7/12/18
Child Separations to Double
Rich Families Beg White House to Take Their Kids. 7/10/18
POTUS Proves Birther Claims
Iranian citizen Obama opens doors to terrorist flood. 7/4/18
Kim’s Keeping Every Promise
Nuclear launch capabilities are fake news. 7/2/18
POTUS Buys SCOTUS Seat
Loans Kennedy money that he borrowed from Justice’s son. 7/1/2018
Sanders Museum Opens to Visitors
New museum documents hatred and bias by liberals. 7/1/18
POTUS Appoints Clone Justice
GOP sandbags Democrats with surprise vote. 6/27/18
POTUS Trashes Campaign Donor
’s letter. (This trick is called “burying the lede.”). 6/26/18
Wardrobe Change at White House
Not to be outdone by wife, President unveils new jacket. 6/25/18
Kim Joins Leadership Support Group
POTUS’ 3-Step Self-Esteem Program gains traction. 6/22/2018
POTUS Hands Off Mess to Nation
Tells Americans, ”I shit in your bed. You lie in it.” 6/21/18.
Baby Jesus Jailed
Son of God seized at border by I.C.E. Agents. 6/19/18.
No “Cult of Trump”
POTUS denies claim during Guided Rage session. 6/15/18
”Suffer the law to kidnap your children.”
Sessions & Sanders: Read your Bibles, motherf**ckers. It’s there. 6/14/18
Summit Ends With Killer Fireworks
Summit ratings eclipse the short list of terms. 6/12/18
Kim Lures President With Shiny Toys
POTUS’ relationship with world leaders a 10. Kim? 11. 6/12/18
G6 Members Convene in Canada
POTUS shows up claiming, “Never saw the memo.” 6/7/18
Melaniabot to the Rescue
White House appropriates Disney animatronic character. 6/7/18
Sanders Challenged by New Role
No longer to answer questions from pushy reporters. 6/5/18
POTUS Endorses Pedophile Candidate
Era of political correctness must end today. 6/5/18
Pence Out, Pruitt In
President needs “good guys” who “break laws to make laws”. 6/4/18
Dirty Harry Jailed for “Corrupt Justice”
Go ahead, take my day. 6/1/18
President dumps First Lady for Rosanne
Considers his “whatever I have for a soul”mate for 2020 Ticket. 5/30/18
Children Aren’t Lost. They’re Fugitives
President claims Immigration is “hunting future rapists now.” 5/30/18
President Shares Own Heroic Service
Total recall of personal valor at Memorial service. 5/28/18
God imposes POTUS Sabbath
”We need at least one day away from his shit.” 5/27/18
White House Knew Summit Was “Iffy”
To prove it they minted a gold commemorative coin. 5/25/18
POTUS withdraws from 1947 Peace Accord
“If we sign a deal in Paris, you know it’s a bad deal” 5/23/18
Federal Support for Cops On Its Way
POTUS promises to restructure local policing. 5/22/18
POTUS launches 200 Nukes on N. Korea
Only learns after the fact that his football was a fake. 5/21/18
Tweet Storm Browbeats Royal Couple
President vents his rage after exclusion from ceremony. 5/20/18
First Lady Gets Vacation From Hubby
“No parties in Oval Office running nonstop in her absence” 5/17/18
GOP Leaders Roll Over
Alpha dog barks and Congressmen whimper. 5/15/18
POTUS Supporters Love This Swamp
“As long as it’s our swamp, we’re for ‘im.” 5/15/18
President Launches Comedy Tour
“Torture Works” tour will feature promising aides. 5/14/18
Meanwhile, on the Trail of Tears…
Trumpxhaustion” added to dictionary
Condition joins “Covfefe” in White House linguistic canon. 5/12/18
POTUS Pisses on Iran Agreement
”When they see my deal they’ll beg to sign.” 5/9/18
Space Force Cadets Need Huge Space Balls
Women have globes, but in wrong place for new armed service. 5/6/18
POTUS Tirades Suck Oxygen From Earth
Spurious slams on Tester’s “spurious claims” accelerate trend. 5/2/18
White Guys Furious at POTUS
”Why aren’t our job numbers the best in history?” 5/1/18
Pardon Storm Follows Tweet Storm
Felons pardoned all the way back to Caesar assassination. 4/29/18
Trump Backs His Man Jackson
Told aids privately, “he should’ve gone a lot further.” 4/25/18
US Proposes Trade for Macron
Congressmen agree, “That’s the guy we want for President” 4/25/18
Trump Backs His Man Jackson
Told aids privately, “he should’ve gone a lot further” 4/25/18
President Promises to Scuttle Treaties
I’ll listen to Macron’s concerns and then ignore him. 4/24/18
POTUS’ Secret Society Ties Revealed
President welcomed and promptly dismissed for violating rules. 4/23/18
President Morphs Into Couch Potato
“Change was startling, but far from a surprise.” 4/19/18
Nikky Haley Blamed for POTUS’ Screwup
Government spent 3 billion on sacrificial buses in 2017. 4/18/18
President Charts Five New Courses
All of them during one conversation with Japanese Leader. 4/18/18
Smoking Gun (and Shells) Uncovered
President’s links to Russia traced to childhood crush. 4/17/18
POTUS Aims Big Guns at Comey
Posts “Sexis of Evil” Video in Tweet. 4/16/18
Jesus Says: “Stop Teasing Donald”
The golden rule was meant for you, not him. 4/15/18
Presidential Pillow Talk Caught on Tape
POTUS and Putin discuss their Syrian Strategies. 4/14/18
POTUS Tweets “Missiles Coming”
“We’ll reign fire and fury” (with Putin’s support) 4/11/18
Calendar Notes Illuminate POTUS’ Mind
Reveal innermost thoughts on Presidential priorities. 4/11/18
POTUS punishes Putin for Syria
He’ll pay heaviest price ever in history of prices paid. 4/9/18
“We Were Warned,” Teachers, Cops Confess
Officials saw signs but allowed Donald to be elected anyways. 4/9/18
US Invades Mexico
”They won’t be illegals if we annex their country.” 4/6/18
POTUS sells stalled economy
”Kiss the economy goodbye for a pot of gold.” 4/5/18
White House Delivers Dozens of Headlines
More stories in 3 minutes than New York Times has pages to print. 4/4/18
Scott Pruitt Earns Promotion
“We have your back,” says grateful President. 4/4/18
President Amends Calendar
No more fools on allowed on Lord’s Day. 4/3/18
Pence Pet rabbit Savagely Attacks Child
Pence says “child was queer” and bunny saved family. 4/1/18
Trump Tackles Amazon
No one gets to be richer than me. 3/30/18
The President declared war on Amazon Chairman Jeff Bezos immediately after learning Bezos bested him in every possible measure.
White House Declares Morals Don’t Matter
”Give people what they want and they’ll give you a free pass.” 3/28/18
POTUS Locks Down Future Budgets
”In our minds I vetoed this bill.” 3/24/18
45 Congratulates Putin for Crooked Win
Promises to plan 2020 election with Russian Monarch. 3/22/18
White House: Russians Are Our Friends
Didn’t interfere with elections, they helped Americans choose. 3/20/18
No Irish Luck for White House Staff?
POTUS clings to his pots of gold. 3/18/18
House Committee Wins Dissembler Award
“Don’t worry America, it was just a bad dream.” 3/17/18
President Once Again Claims Heroism
Says bridge collapse proves shooting was Florida’s fault. 3/16/18
How Do You Spell “Purge”
POTUS disappears staff, makes Putin look “up for grabs.” 3/14/18
President Promotes New Currency
Trumpcash backed by “good as gold” personal voucher. 3/13/18
POTUS Says He’ll Pull ICE from California
California replies, “Welcome Dreamers, you have a home” (with video) 3/12/18
If POTUS makes good on his threat to yank ICE from California, Dreamers will be able to relocate and live without fear of deportation.
President Sues Plush Bear
DOJ ordered to investigate violations of “personal brand.” 3/11/18
POTUS denies White House in Chaos
“There is no chaos on great energy” of a Category 5 hurricane 3/10/18
Lost Dr. Suess Work Uncovered
The Terrible Trump the darkest of any Seuss book. 3/7/18
Trump Furious That Kim Might Cooperate
”Need to make room for the new nukes I’m buying.” 3/7/18
White House Issues New Threat Assessment Chart
Americans needs to know where the real threats are. 3/6/18
President Unravels Newest Conspiracy
Or perhaps he just unravels. With POTUS, we’re never sure. 3/2/18
The Donald and the Snake
A cautionary tale of politics and perception. 2/24/18
President Blames Poor Olympic Showing on Muller
”We’d have seven times the medals if it weren’t for witch hunt.” 2/20/18
13 Russians Sing in Unison
“The fat guy on couch was POTUS.” 2/18/18
Blames FBI for Florida Shootings
Jumps rails, plows through 12 states before crashing into Pacific. 2/17/18
White House Wives Counterpunch Press
Tell-all book on romancing assholes tops self-help charts. 2/16/18
President: “Fight Guns With Guns”
History will teach us how to stop mass shootings. 2/16/18
White House Issues “Good Guys Too” List
Huckabee Sanders rushed to hospital after announcement, 2/15/18
White House Launches Grate Again Pilot
Another campaign promise in the bag with MAGA initiative. 2/14/18
President proposes infrastructure bill
“America needs more luxury hotels.” 2/13/18
Alien Message Prompts NASA Closure
”No visitors allowed from your shit hole world” 2/11/18
POTUS Furious He Can’t See Olympics Live
Picky distractions keep him from the real action. 2/8/2018
POTUS: Tax Plan Won Super Bowl
As usual, the Eagle’s victory is all about him. 2/5/2018
Bullying Embraced as Normal Behavior
Bullies call it ‘civics lesson;’ victims call it painful. 2/3/2018
POTUS Declares Year of Confederate Celebration
“National Civil War Month” to be celebrated for entirety of 2018. 2/2/2018
New Gospel Unearthed in Monastery
Gospel of Donald confirms Presidential Values 1/31/18
President Replaces FBI Deputy
General Mike Flynn Returns to Executive Staff 1/30/18
SOTU Promises Radical New Directions
President outlines bold new plan for America’s future 1/30/18
President Furious to Learn of DACA Pets
First the Dreamers, now this? 1/27/18
President Dangles DACA Once Again
Dreamers back on the trading table. Until they aren’t. 1/26/18
President feels “pretty” for new year
Finds new self while rummaging through closet. 1/25/18
Government Closes: President Touts Hat
”Dems won’t wear this hat, so you should” 1/23/18
White House Releases Top 10 2017 Stories
Fighting Fake Press with Best News in News History 1/22/18
President Takes Break After Shut Down
Headed to Florida for “grabbing and golf” 1/21/18
President’s Doctor: “He Has No Heart”
Pressed by media, physician Jackson reveals the dirty truth 1/19/18
International Mathematical Union Kills 45
“We’d rather lose the President,” IMU leader admits 1/15/18
President furious with Korean’s Obama Tweet
Tells staff “more heart-warming stories about me” 1/17/18
President Creates Dual MLK Holidays
”Confederate Heroes need remembering too” 1/15/18
White House Redraws World Map
Reduces world to Three Countries for “Simplicity” 1/14/18
President Swept to “Lavish Resort”
Lab coats and gurney suggest he wasn’t asked 1/13/18
Nominations Open for Presidential Nicknames
The President’s reputation for creative nicknames now exceeds his ego, which is difficult to do. Even Jake Tapper called attention to his… 1/12/18
President forges DACA compromise
Dreamers and Democrats get nothing. He wins. 1/10/18
Secret of President’s Success Revealed
It’s so because he says so 1/9/18
Trump Talks Trade With Prince Harry
“I’ll up the ante until the little prince caves in” 1/8/18
President’s Birth Certificate Fraudulent
Newly released documents add to disastrous week 1/7/18
President Publishes Tell All News Book
Lays bare the media’s “dark, lying heart” 1/5/18
South and North Korea Team Up
President sidelines America as former allies move on 1/4/18
President Launches Button Measuring War
Get your rulers out boys, the battle’s on 1/3/18
President Fumes in Football’s Shadow
Insists he’s more popular than college football (meant to be published 1/2/18)
President Schedules Climate Rally on New Year’s Eve
”Coldest day on record proves we chose wisely” 12/31/17
President won’t share stage with Robama
Animatronic exhibit walks off stage in jealous rage
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- Trump pardons convicted Mladic: ”Let local countries decide how to deal with immigration.”
- President finally delivers a promise: His IQ: Challenges Tillerson with “best IQ test results in history.”
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