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Here In England, I Can’t Buy Anything With The New Trump $45 Bills
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Phillip T Stephens

Dec 27, 2017·1 min read

I ran into the same problem with my new MAGA $30 bills in Mexico. Vendors kept telling me, “Gastalo en tu pared maldita,” and then they’d spit over the counter onto my new MAGA sandals with the President’s face.

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