I received a later version, I think, because mine has two changes. They’re written in a child’s hand and the signature is larger than the entire text.

Number 4 is now Number 1. He must have gotten hungry when checking his notes.

Number 7 was amended. “increasing practice days to four per week instead of current two per week” was replaced by “hiring a professional golfer/ME impersonator to take my place on golf course. I will play by myself when they aren’t looking.”

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