I thought this was a humor piece until I bought the bootleg from the guy behind the HEB who can get anything, including immigrant slaves, for the right price. (I would never use immigrant slaves but businesses are desperate since immigration got shut down and slavery is the only way to acquire them now since people like me have repeatedly refused to work for fifty cents an hour breaking our backs under shitty conditions. But that has nothing to do with this reply.) You were spot on, and you will love the BluRay’s deleted scenes, like the naked mud wrestling match between Katherine Graham and J. Edgar Hoover with LBJ tossing off his referree outfit and jumping in.

And the cameo appearance where our current President brings Russian hookers to the extended ten minutes of nine-minute orgy for golden showers is priceless. The comments explain that it was deleted because the President wasn’t cast, or invited. He just barged in, was upset there was no pussy to grab and called his buddy Vlad to liven up the scene.

I can’t wait to see it in the theater. Be sure to wear your raincoat which isn’t provided by the theater management.

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