I’m Phillip’s assistant, and he’s away so I can respond. Did you see my cover? I made it with Photoshop my first time out using nothing but clip art from Pixabay. Even the fake boobs, which are much bigger than the real fairy’s. I’ll have you know I’m as good as any professional. And I’m not a college student either. I’m earning dual credit while I graduate from high school. How many professionals can do that?
I wrote the article too. I gor a $25 dollar bonus and all the beer I can drink from his refrigerator so I don’t have to use a fake ID anymore. In fact, oh, shit, he just walked in the door. Gotta go.