In my defense, I have a dozen sweaters (6) but I only wear one, the Purdue sweater I bought in college when I was attending Michigan State. The other eleven were Christmas gifts from my mother, which she knitted, with Santas, elves, reindeer (you get the idea). I hang my underwear on hangers (4) because the sweaters take up all the room in my dresser. My mother sneaks in to make sure I kept them whenever she visits and I don’t want her looking in my closet where Carol and I keep our pot.