Instant cleaning tips
A response to Kimberly Harrington: Clean my house the Trump way.
For the bathroom: Pour a cup of laundry detergent in the tub. Turn the hot water on. Duck tape the bottom of the door so the water can’t escape. Leave 24 hours. Be careful when you open the door. Wear a raincoat.
For the kitchen: Foster at least ten cats. Sprinkle dry cat food liberally on all counters and surfaces. Close the door. Their tongues will clean everything as they lap the food.