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In spite of the storm brewing in the Gulf, the President insists we’re in a period of calm. (Trump image by Gage Skidmore)

Nate Saves Face for White House

Newest storm makes Puerto Rico fiasco “so over”

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No one present at the conference explained to Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders that the map on display was Maria. (Hurricane map by Cyclonebiskit)

“The people of Puerto Rico had their chance,” Ms. Huckabee Sanders said. “They got selfish, we threw money at them we’ll never get back. Now we can turn our attention to people who can vote.”

Ms. Huckabee Sanders denied a rumor that the President wanted the National Storm Center to name all storms with male names “himmicanes.”

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