Not only can I attest from my sources that this is not humor, but absolute truth, I mean. real fake news, the most real fake news ever, the President just televised his staff meeting in which he announced his recent discovery that “this is an island” which meant “we can’t drive their (sic) on the highway. We have to fly supplies in and land our planes at an airport.”[1]

He also told his cabinet how unfair the weather is being this year, that “we were supposed to be finished with this after Texas.”

[1]Yes, this is the only President, possibly even American, who can misspell a word while speaking it.

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