Ok, what I actually, really, not fake news said was, “I can see why people think Kim is a danger to the free world and I can see why they think they think that way, and maybe they’re right and maybe they’re not but we’re all good guys and we all share the blame for this, especially Obama. Most of all, Obama, actually and maybe a little Bush but I inherited this mess and so did he. We all inherited this mess. Good people. All of us.

Except Obama maybe.

Record economy. Record jobs for women and Blacks and other people we don’t give a shit about. Your taxes are lower. Better heatlh care. Thanks to me.