Party leaders reluctantly agreed to accept the President’s defection since they couldn’t stop him. But when he demanded they change the party’s name to “The Party of Trump” they decided to politely decline.

The President then declared. “I’m the President. I’m a Dem whether you like it or not.” He then unveiled the new party logo, only to fire his designers when he realized his face was on the wrong side of the donkey.

Every Democrat in America has since switched their alliance to “Independent.”

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