Records released today showed that NAMBLA not only applauded the act, but contributed millions of dollars to include the following subsection: 32 (b) 1 (i) 27.3.999: “girls 14 to 16 are defined as any child who expresses a preference for men and claims to her partner to be 14-years-old. No proof of age necessary. We should take these fair creatures at their word.” State Senator Bob Dounlohe (R), when the news became public, said, “There’s nothing queer about this. It’s just a technical thing necessary to Making American Great Again, especially for the millions of men willing to be mentors to children of all ages, color, and belief.”

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