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I seriously doubt that Melania would buy chastity belt for orange ego….
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May 5, 2018·1 min read

She hasn’t let him sleep with her since Barron was born. It’s just that he put a personal tracker on her to make sure she wasn’t sleeping with anyone else and he wouldn’t let her track him. So he better not be enjoying himself too.

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