Since Alan broke the story on the President’s eviction by the nation at large, The DOTUS[1] responded as always. With a tweet:

[1]This is the term he chose: The Donald of the United States. He felt it set him apart from the mere POTUSs who preceded him. Fortunately for us, the “D” can also stand for “Dotard,” “Dumb Ass,” “Dumpy Tummy,” and various euphamisms that refer to the penis beginning with a “D.”