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Global Anxiety Over Nuclear War Offset By News Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant
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Phillip T Stephens

Sep 25, 2017·1 min read

The Kardashians have an agreement in their contract that Caitlyn Jenner will announce her pregnancy to distract the nation once the bombs drop. Pregnant if Korea strikes first, pregnant with twins if the President gets tired of waiting and launches the first strike.

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