The thousands of documents the CIA released to me came up with 13 opposite facts, but this is America and we deserve to hear every true conspiracy theory. Thank you for sharing, Alan. I’m sure that when the government releases the 100,000 documents we didn’t even know were secret in 3179 (including the newly discovered toilet paper with LBJ’s notes that a secret service agent accidentally used to wipe his butt) we’ll have the complete picture.

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