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Dear Evangelical Christians, Where In The Bible Does Jesus Say, “Go And Grab Them By Their Pussies?”
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Phillip T Stephens

Jan 3, 2018·1 min read

The verse you wanted to know about is First ThisisinmyBiblewhatbookareyoureading 1.1. “Thou shalt grab them by the pussy and command thy world’s respect.” No one has ever been able to show it to me, but they swear on theirbiblenottheonei’mreading that it’s there.

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