They’re not exactly a harem since the First Lady watches every female hire like a hawk. But the hires are screened thoroughly, and the few who pass the test (code named “Stormy”) are secreted away and groomed to be the pool from which First Lady II is selected.

Upon hearing the news, former President Clinton replied, “and they called me a dog?”

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