This is America, damn it. Don’t tell me how to say things, especially when I’m busy pointing out your mistakes. And there’s plenty of them. Now excuse me while I eat this giant crescent roll which, by the way, is spelled correctly on every Pillsbury can. Or don’t you read?
P.S. How the hell do you get Kwah-so from croissant, which is also misspelled? (See Pillsbury above, pronounced Pills-berry)