Trump’s first two choices to paint his portrait were Chuck Jones and Tex Avery. “Two real American artists without the artsy froo froo (sic).” Unfortunately, both artists were dead and wouldn’t return his calls in spite of repeated messages calling them “Hollywood liberal assholes who suddenly sold out because the fake news made Donald Trump look so unlike his real, magnimous (sic) self.”

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