Update 10/8/2017 9:00 am

The President ordered his new arsenal of invisible weapons on North Korea this morning, wiping out the entire population in addition to his key target Kim Jong-un. “Americans can rest safely now,” he tweeted. “We blew Rocketman and the North Koreans, the most evil people in history, off the launchpad.”

He later tweeted, “If you see news reports about North Korea and Kim Jung Un don’t be fooled. They’re doppelgangbangers. Fake people,”

Followed with, “By dopleganglingers I mean invisibly dead. The first invisibly dead people in History. America is safe for the first time ever.”

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