What the White House hasn’t admitted is that 45 is physically blind as well. His hair is not a toupeé but a mesh of hair width fiber optic receptors by which every action was controlled by Karl Rove, but which Rove abandoned in disgust when he saw inside the man’s mind. Since then he’s been guided by the same AI algorithms used by the RUMBA to move around and his mouth is set to random.

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