When I was a kid we had friendship at our fingertips and when moms caught us they broke out in tears and ran screaming to our dads who had to lecture, if not punish us.

(Unless you had the kind of mom who read psychology books and encouraged us to “be okay” with our bodies. In Texas we had one of those about every thousand miles.)

So I have to ask, how long before we hear televangelists shouting that fingerlings are gateway toys to vibrators?

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