Drumpf Tweets claim he was single-handedly responsible for the Astros Series win. (They lost.) (Roy Luck, Michael Vadon)

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Whose the Loser Now?

Drumpf taunts Nasty Nationals for Series loss

Phillip T Stephens

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“Whose the loser now?” Drumpf Tweeted after the Houston Astros lost to the Nationals 6–2 in the final game of the World Series. “You losers shouted ‘lock me up,’ and NOW YOUR THE LOSERS.’ He followed with the message, “SHOWD YOU!”

He released two more self-congratulatory Tweets before it became clear he was celebrating the Astros victory over his arch-enemy, the Washington Nationals. “If he watched FOX Sports instead of Fox News he might have gotten the results right,” Tweeted Judiciary chairman Jerry Nadler. “As usual his sources are just as misinformed as him.”

“If he watched FOX Sports instead of Fox News he might have gotten the results right,” Tweeted Judiciary chairman Jerry Nadler. “As usual his sources are just as misinformed as him.”

The Haven learned that with his chances of avoiding impeachment collapsing, Drumpf is more upset about the insult he received during the fifth game of the series Sunday night. “He decided to show the Nationals who was boss,” admitted B.G. Kizzazz, assistant to Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney. “We told him to air an ad during game seven, which he did, but that wasn’t good enough. He ordered the…

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Phillip T Stephens
Phillip T Stephens

Written by Phillip T Stephens

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