You’ve blinded me with logic. I’m a white guy who’s racist against white people.

PS: The statement “Germans were Nazis” isn’t racist, it’s called the fallacy of composition.

PPS: Pointing out undesirable behavior isn’t racist either. I have no problem criticizing murderers, terrorists, thieves and corporations that exploit customers and their workers. Pointing out stereotyped cultural behavior (rap, pride hats, ghetto slang) that you find undesirable because your culture behaves differently (country western, shitkicker boots, NASCAR) is racist.

One more sign your are racist? Feeling the need to defend yourself against humor columns about the ten signs you’re racist.

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